hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.

Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer”
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Tonsil Hammer

A long, fat, engorged and rigid cock.

I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009

Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.

My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.

by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014