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Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018
mugGet the Kev Hammermug.

Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.
So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.
by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014
mugGet the Mushroom hammermug.

Hammer the Job

Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “
by Maccamore February 14, 2021
mugGet the Hammer the Jobmug.

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.
Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.
by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009
mugGet the Heel Hammermug.

Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.
My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.
by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014
mugGet the Gallagher's Hammermug.

hammer the ham

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.
by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017
mugGet the hammer the hammug.

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip
Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank
by Mattc96 February 25, 2015
mugGet the hammer wankmug.

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