Geek Yogurt

The sperm from a geek. A pun on Greek yogurt.

Hey baby, you want some Geek Yogurt?

by brock aka yoshi February 03, 2014

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 09, 2016

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 January 27, 2016

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 08, 2011

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.

Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

by TheSilentStalker March 27, 2016

Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.

"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."

by xST0NERx 420 January 07, 2012

trout yogurt

Yogurt that smells like pussy

That shit smells like trout yogurt

by Greg's January 08, 2014