trout yogurt

Yogurt that smells like pussy

That shit smells like trout yogurt

by Greg's January 8, 2014

Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.

"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."

by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

sink yogurt

Semen; refers to the result of ejaculation, presumably masturbatory, into a vanity bowl, basin, or sink. A term from Dublin.

"Lads! I'm mortified! Me Ma found me sink yogurt in the hall jacks'!"

by KO'H July 20, 2006

dirty yogurt

Sperm that has another color such as red from blood mixed in to the sperm or yellow from piss

When Michael climaxed, he jizzed dirty yogurt.

by Arab Anwar April 25, 2014

yogurt male

a cold hearted sigma who only love yogurt and other dairy product.Also perfected rolling knee bar submission.

Benoit is such a yogurt male, W!

by Beno1t September 19, 2023

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016