Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c April 23, 2006

frozen yogurt

a yogurt that has been frozen, and can be eaten like an ice cream. James does love it, too much.

Frozen Yogurt

1: We will meet at the shop?
2: yeh um..
James: its not bad, its not bad
2: maybe outside the cinemas
1: umm..
James: yep yep im gettin into it!

by Domenicatooooo April 23, 2008

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

yogasm

When a person practices enough yoga that their genital muscles are strengthened therefore causing a more powerful orgasm.

I think that yogasm was due to all the yoga I've been doing this week.

by J^P August 9, 2004

Yogurt

Gay/ mad bitch.
Pussy shit.

Greg's so yogurt

Yogurt ass motherfucker

Kid's mad yogurt, lookin' like a motherfucking yoplait dessert delight

by Condor Bro October 30, 2011

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower

Masturbating

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"

by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003