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Office workers

With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.
Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."
by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017
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workorexia

Not eating due to overworking and inability to take brakes during work due to work overload.
Chip has developed workorexia because he spent 6 hours on conference calls and 5 hours doing work related tasks which led to lack of lunch brake and food.
by M@g$ February 5, 2009
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Whorker

A whore that sleeps around like a hooker and leaves in the middle of the night before anybody wakes up.
Christina N. from San Jose is a whorker even though she looks like an innocent Vietnamese girl.
by XtinasFB September 18, 2010
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Anti-woker

A person who does not allow one to gain knowledge.
Why don’t you share your lasagna recipe? You are such an anti-woker!
by Modern life definitions October 21, 2019
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United Auto Workers

A groop of overpayed automotive line workers, who are extremely lazy and dont care about their job.

The United Auto Workers union, is the association that these imcompitent line workers are a part of that fights with the auto company to get more money for the greedy workers, and to also help pervent replacing a workers job with a robot.
Those lazy United Auto Workers, i wish that the auto companys go bankrupt so that they can get rid of these leeches, and start back up agian with 8$/h burger flippers.
by Ralph11111 May 22, 2009
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Wokerati

A term made up by British Home Secretary Suella Braverman when she couldn't find real people to blame her problems on.
Braverman: "...Guardian-reading, tofu-eating, wokerati..."
by Anti-Growth Coalition Voter October 19, 2022
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Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.
Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.
by Jack Red February 5, 2005
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