They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
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Get the amongus wobfal mug.Noun. The woman with a distinctly posh accent featured in a commercial for the "Comfort Wipe."
She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.
She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.
Person One: "I never thought I would be able to drunkenly vomit and maintain my dignity."
Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"
Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"
Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"
Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"
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Get the The Dignity Woman mug.A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
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Get the Professional White Woman mug.Jaime wears her heart on her sleeve to a fault and she has lived a live of great disappointment. Nothing growing up ever had her named spelled right and everyone thinks she’s a guy before they meet her. She says her name is spelled like the Spanish word for James because she’s hoping some people aren’t idiots. Sometimes, people think she’s saying Janey instead of Jaime and sometimes she ignores it. She’s says when people spell her name or say it wrong, she’s cool with it but secretly, she’s already crossed you off her list of people she likes. Also, she hates Christmas themed anything and her teeth hurt when you play Christmas music in public spaces like airports where she is forced to listen. The secret to pleasing a Jaime is tons of good (not weak) sex, lots of hugs and head pets, and various types of nachos. Touch her butt and tell her she’s pretty too. Let her borrow your dog and she’ll love you for ever.
Jaime (girl) (woman) is such a beautiful soul but you can tell she’s a little twisted. Kinda sexy combo though.
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