kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

flesh wizard

A synonym for a woman who has male reproductive organs in addition to female ones.

"Hey, do you think Stacey is hot?" "No dude, I hear that she's a Flesh wizard."

by skiniotes September 28, 2009

Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male

Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night

by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023

Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is the act of a male having anal sex with a female while she is shitting (as seen on macory.com). He then pulls his dick out and slaps her in the face japap with his dick while yelling "flippendo!" "expelliarmus!" or any other incantation mentioned in the Harry Potter series.

"Expelliarmus!"

...Haha, now you have shit on your face after that dirty wizard

by Mr. Scrotes April 23, 2010

Wizard

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout February 9, 2023

Sticky Wizard

While receiving oral sex from a woman, you oragasm on her face and proceed to draw a lightning bolt on her forhead using your semen.

"She wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie on our date, I brought her back to my place instead and gave her a sticky wizard."

by zooyorker8364 October 5, 2009