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Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube of Sandi Crisp dancing with a reversed nursery rhyme to it.
Obey the Walrus is the epitome of destruction of sanity.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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Walrusing

1) To walrus.

2) Making the sound of a walrus.
Walrus: "Chhk-chkk-chkk!"

Person 1: "What is that walrus doing with its tusks?"
Person 2: "It's walrusing, of course."
by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011
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West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
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damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.
Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.
by Christine Delino September 1, 2006
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frothy walrus

A sexual position in which a man first performs anal sex on his female counterpart. The female then proceeds to give the man a blow job and when the man is ready to ejaculate he sticks his penis really deep in the woman's throat so that when he ejaculates a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman's nose making two "tusks". Hence the name "frothy walrus".
Derek: Dude did you hear what Jimbo did with his gal last night?

Hank: Nah man what did he do?

Derek: He did the frothy walrus!
by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014
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salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.
Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"
by daniel July 22, 2004
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Walrus

A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.

Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
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