Ass Wallet

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.

Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!

by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011

Gamer's Wallet

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.

Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"

by Andybl June 27, 2011

Fleshy Wallet

A slang/derogatory term for a womans vagina.

"Cor Jimbo I would love you shove my tenner in her fleshy wallet"

by Steevi September 7, 2005

fag wallet

Insult: A fag wallet is typically used to describe a straight person acting gay or adorning fashion item's typically thought of as gay or homosexual

guy 1 "nice emo pants fag wallet"

guy 2 "theyre not emo they're cool"

by Jordan a from canada February 26, 2008

Wallet Mate

A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.

Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!

by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009

Wallet Head

A person who believes that he/she is of greater worth or more competent than others because he/she makes more money than they do. This condition is pervasive in people working in the finance and legal professions, but also can afflict people working in STEM fields, such as engineering.

Oh god, I'm living with a bunch of wallet heads at this new building; they think I'm like maintenance help or something.

by GreatArtGallery March 11, 2016

Wallet Lizard

A negro that jumps people

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.

by BertAlbert January 15, 2008