to latch onto what ever social trend is
popular at the moment usually based on ideas of faked oppression and talk about how everyone is a victum except white men, unless you are gay or trans and like to make love to children
woke person a: let me use my
phone that was manufactured in part by slave labor around the world to post to some social media platform, that this restaurant does not give out free food for the homeless who also happen to be gay and trans and black, which is reason enough to give them their own restaurant let along a little free food once in a while, i mean these
people build this country. i am so woke, why cant everyone be charitable with other peoples
stuff like me? its time to woke it up my pimps.
person
b:
nope, stop pretending to be woke and get a job you sparkly wiggle
im here to woke it up and get some free stuff.
if i lie cheat and steal enough i might be able to get my woke book published then we will be living like kings before old whitely enslaved us and made us earn our keep for a very
short while, thank the gods these dumb ass white
people are pretending to be all woke-n-sheeeyyit
person a: hey did you see sam brinton was wearing the clothes he stole from
random women while out doing pr stunts for the
government and other woke none sense?
person b: why was sam brinton hired? clearly he has a problem, dude walks around like a women, he makes me want to punch kittens in their cute little
fuzzy faces
person a: oh because ignoring actual problems that matter is not woke, and hiring someone who has all sorts of red flags and ignoring them couldnt be more woke, espcialy if their only skill is liing and stealing, this is double bonus woke points
