The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
Get the Wing Mannedmug. by Dog eater March 20, 2020
Get the Ching wingmug. without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
by Sexydimma December 8, 2016
Get the on broken wingsmug. In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
Get the American wingsmug. Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."
by Dukester5 December 18, 2008
Get the Fling Wingmug. Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.
by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017
Get the wing bonemug. by Charlie's wet pantie February 17, 2019
Get the Ta Wingmug.