pressure wash

Douching with Mentos and Diet Coke to prevent pregnancy.

(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)

"Sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed"

by Episkopose Gorm February 16, 2009

sink wash

To hurriedly wash yourself, usually in one area of your body, in a sink in a way that you'd usually do in a shower or bath.

You could shampoo your hair, wash your feet, or anything in between.

It's often, but not always, done secretly in desperation: there's no time to shower or bathe, or you don't have access to a shower or bath, like at work.

"Oh, man, you're just too funky. Sink wash your junk and come and fuck me."

"You having a bad hair or what? You're gonna have to sink wash your hair before the meeting."

by fredb March 4, 2009

An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.

Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

by Bersh December 9, 2008

Jet Wash

When you piss on the shit skids on the toilet bowl too make them go away.

I went to use the toilet and there was loads of shit skids, so I gave it a quick jet wash and it was all better.

by ch7rles January 15, 2020

Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010

brick wash

a girl that is so ugly it looks like she washed her face with a pile of bricks.

have you seen brick wash around? Where did that ugly bitch go. Originated in Pittsburg California

by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006