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Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.
I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!
by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023
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how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
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wadnut

a very large about of seeman rolled up into a ball and shoved inside a vagina, or a mouth.
Oh Gabe, I want that wadnut deep inside me!
by Anthony Alves January 10, 2008
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wallnutt

To slam your balls on the side of a rough brick wall and get an orgasm from it
Last night my girl didn't want to Fuck so I had to wallnutt
by jellybowl August 11, 2014
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wamnuts

Pieces of poo left on the hair on the inside of ones ass cheeks
Oh fuck I didn't wipe properly I think I've got wamnuts
by Cunny Funt June 16, 2016
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Wallnut

When you or a group of friends successfully cover most of a wall with nut.
I got banned from that hotel, the cleaning lady caught me trying to do a wallnut.
by queephlosion March 15, 2019
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Wallnut

An individual (typically the Conversative kind) that is extremely supportive of President Trump and his wall.
Conservative: “Those snowflakes don’t know what hit em! Mexico will pay for the wall!”

Liberal: “Wow... now THAT’S a Wallnut.”
by ButteryBeard January 15, 2019
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