Viki

Viki is an person who has too high standards for everybody and has extremely concerning mental health. They also have an bizarre obsession with DILFS. Having trust issues and not loving themselves at times are also characteristics of Viki. But they are the most loving human existing and the best soulmate you can have❤

"They just cant stop talking about DILFS, their sleeping schedule is also fucking messed up"

"They are without a doubt Viki"

by salma🙈 May 27, 2021

ass viking

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

by M>L>A April 9, 2009

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

icki vicki

when your homegirl takes a big dump in the bathroom just before you need to shower for work

can you at least spray some air freshener. i don't want to go to work, let alone an icki vicki

by sq_nuts November 12, 2022

Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Fuck-ling Viking

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.

"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"

by Salpex Suplex May 15, 2016

doing a viki

Making a big mess whilst cooking

Damn it! You're doing a Viki all over the stove!

by Sololegends June 29, 2019