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Verbal masturbation

The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.

The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation

The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.

Translation

An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
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vera

rhyming slang for cigarette papers.
vera lynn's.
" got any Vera lynn's?" 'skins'
by polip-boy September 2, 2003
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Vera's

Vera's - cockney rhyming slang for skins. A well known expression for the cigarette papers used to make a marijuana joint.

Name derived from Vera Lynn, the famous British singer who entertained the troops during WWII.
Toss me the Vera's and I'll skin up a fat one!

Fuck it, I've run out of Vera's! Lets get the bong stoked up.
by Boocher January 29, 2012
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Vera Bradley

A line of handbags and accessories produced by the Vera Bradley company. Founded by Patricia Miller and Barbara Bradley-Baekgaard (whos mother, Vera, gives her name to the company). The company usually produces their products out of cotton quilt material, and are known for being light wight and easy washable. Styles and colors are many, with names like Java Blue, Citrus, and Alpine Black. Most colors are available in all styles. Also worht notable mention is the Vera Bradley Breast Caner Foundation. Two colors, hope toile and new hope, were created so thata portion of each purchase of an item in that color would go to the foundation. Until recently, Vera Bradley bags have been most popular in the South, whereas they can now be found on college campuses nationwide.
Sean: Do you like my new Vera Bradley Java Blue Messenger Bag? I bought a matching pencil case and umbrella to go with it!

Elizabeth: It smells so good! Like Fabric softner!

Sean:
Thats because I washed it!

Elizabeth: Ooh! I want one!
by F-Knocker September 6, 2008
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verbal reduction

The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them
"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"
by Ballet_Queen June 7, 2005
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verbal typo

an announcement made when you realize that you've said something wrong.
Girl: They were boith there.
boy: what?
Girl: Oh...VERBAL TYPO!!!
boy: I thought as much.
by Pixie Stix, yo! February 13, 2007
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verbal slut

a girl who pertends to be your friend to get with your friend
liz:hi tom
Tom:hi liz
Liz: whos your friend over there
Tom: its fred he is new
Liz: i`m gonna ask him out
Tom: your such a verbal slut
by shannon house July 17, 2007
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