Noun: A be there moment; a moment in the past which cannot be conveyed satisfactorily to those who were not present at the time. Any attempted conveyance of anecdote will meet with the tumbleweed effect, in other words a horrible awkward silence.
Jon: Oh yeah it was so funny in history today, James said 'LEEEEEICSTER SQQQUUUARE', it was so hilarious.
Mark: ...
Jon: Um.. or maybe not... it was a vampatu.
Mark: ...
Jon: Um.. or maybe not... it was a vampatu.
by bryan manderson April 15, 2008
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So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
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I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.
by Chuckles M November 1, 2006
Get the vampire goggles mug.Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003
Get the Vampire-Based Programming mug.A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008
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