Uncle Paul

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.

Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul

by MamiJ July 4, 2017

Uncle Murphy

A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.

Man I can't wait for the finale finale of Uncle Murphy , it's such a cool comic

by Donny0 November 5, 2020

Uncle Sucker

Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government

I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!

by TBERN January 29, 2007

Uncle Milo

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.

"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"

by James G.P. Conrad July 23, 2016

Uncle Jack

to take with out asking permission.

Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece of chicken.

by shabagames March 7, 2007

Uncle Sugar

Another word for Uncle Sam. The concept that Uncle Sam is everyon's pimp because he takes his share of your money before you get your share.

Uncle Sugar always gets his cut, he has taken quite bite out of my paycheck.

by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007

Uncle Rusty

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.

It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016