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Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"
by l33tjeram May 20, 2009
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type deal

Short for "type of deal," with deal meaning thing, used to accentuate the fact that you are unsure or uneducated about something.
I was walking around when I found one of those new iPhone type deals on the ground.
by Matt Moog December 30, 2007
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Type QT

Type QT is only to categorize a girl. A girl who is cute or beyond cuteness. A girl who is different than every other girl in every way possible, different as in better. A QT has a smile that makes you stay awhile, smooth soft skin, hypnotizing eyes, a touch that you cant ask for much more, a laughter that has a sweet sensation after. This girl will be so down to earth, she will be a girl you could possibly call a best friend and much more. She will have the best sense of humor, the best kisses, and most importantly she will have the best personality. This type QT girl will be close if not exactly your type of dream girl. Type QT girls are very rare. If you ever encounter your type QT girl be prepared for an awesome journey, type QT girls love sarcasm, they love a guy with humor and great personalities. They like the occasional douchbag side but not to much douchbagness. BUT remember! They are still human, so don't be a jackass, asshole, idiot, dumbass, or anything else to this girl. If you do....well you are just plain retarded.
1- yo dude, you talking to any girls?
2- "Yeah dude, and shes fucking awesome!"
1- really? how so?
2- "bro.....shes type QT!"
1- Damn bro you're lucky, i can never find a QT!
by Yourstruley;) November 18, 2013
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typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"
by Sally Joe December 17, 2007
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take it to the tapes

In a sporting event, when a play is in question, they "Take it to the tapes", or "Bring it to the tapes" for official review. The same applies to everyday life when something is in question. Be it an actor in a movie, a past sports score, or anything, really. See Google, Wikipedia, or IMDB.

Very similar to Roll The Tapes.
Kobe had a 50 point game last week.

"I call BS. take it to the tapes!"

- DeVon Craver
by D-Bruch July 30, 2009
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type r

Type Racing
Designation of the fastest car model of the Acura (Honda) Integra Lineage. Available in the US from 1997 to 2000. Still available in Japan as the 3rd Gen Integra (RSX in the US) Type R. All versions of the car are probably the fastest Front Wheel Drive cars available at the time. With a VTEC 200HP and 8400 red line engine and true race suspension and brakes, this was and still is a very fast car on a road circuit (means more than left turn).
Yo that Type R smoked that heavy mustang on the twisties.
by integra man March 26, 2004
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