An unexpected change in events.
by poonuts September 24, 2011
Get the Left Turn mug.a cleveland turndown refers to the rare but savory occasion when you find yourself at a female's apartment who you decide that you don't want to bone anymore after originally agreeing to come upstairs. Rather than embarass yourself by having sex with her or rejecting her to her face, you wait for her to leave the room while she changes/takes a shower/goes to the bathroom. When the opportunity presents itself, you carefully unmake her bead, take a huge shit, and then remake the bed just the way you found it. Feel free to wipe with her sheets, pillow cover, comforter, or whatever seems most degrading at the time (bath robe?). But make sure the wipe job is noticeable, so she can piece together your absence on her own. Make sure the rest of the room is just as you found it. Then run like hell and never talk to her again.
Wow man, close call last night. I couldnt shake this one bitch who i picked up at the club, so i was forced to resort to drop her the cleveland turndown. Crude, yes, but it gets the job done.
by g-money652 September 8, 2006
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by ConnieRealness September 4, 2019
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Get the just fell off the turnip truck mug.Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.
It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.
He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
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