Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022

Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Turkish Backdoor

When a man spits warm water into a girls butthole, thus loosening the fecal matter, cums in her butt and then drinks the water directly from her butt.

See also, San Francisco Backdoor

"Do you have any Listerine?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Backdoor and the aftertaste really lingers."

by Charlotte Hell February 18, 2022

Turkish Litterbox

When someone shits inside a girls pussy and another pisses in her ass. Afterwards double penetration is performed without use of a condom or any form of contraception.

She was turned into a Turkish Litterbox.

by KidStealer42 January 19, 2023