Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

Turkish Neckerchief

When you drape your dick and balls around your partners neck.

Babe you look cold, how about a Turkish Neckerchief.

by Slimy Pickles December 25, 2022

Turkish lunch

A Turkish lunch is the practice of eating an other persons sperm out of a woman’s coochie.

Bill: hey Susan, your dad makes a bomb ass Turkish lunch!!!

by Term-inator July 25, 2023

Turkish Aviator

this nigga got the biggest cock

Turkish Aviator: *aviating*
Doboz: FUCK ME PLS DAQDDY

by PCgary August 11, 2023

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021