turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.

I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq

by trevor n things June 14, 2016

turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

Turkish Neckerchief

When you drape your dick and balls around your partners neck.

Babe you look cold, how about a Turkish Neckerchief.

by Slimy Pickles December 25, 2022

Turkish MF’er

A person that has a form for every request.

I just wanted a day off work and this Turkish MF’er told me to fill out a form.

by JSJ918 November 26, 2019