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Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.
I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.
by habanaro May 26, 2010
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Trumpet

A vocal Donald Trump supporter, typically one you would find on the Internet. A trumpet is never willing to concede that Mr. Trump, or the people he surrounds himself with, have any flaws at all. They will defend all criticism him, despite all facts and reason. Just like the musical trumpet, they love to blow out hot air. Reason, logic, facts, science, and even videotape cannot change their minds.
"Hey man, you got to stop trolling people on Facebook."

"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."
by JuddG February 13, 2017
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When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.
After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.
by joshuah! September 28, 2006
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skin trumpet

Another slang term for a guys dick
Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"
by Whipshock August 9, 2003
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purple trumpet

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet
by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011
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trumpet trousers

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!
by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005
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Trumprant

When a friend, neighbor, or conservative radio host goes on a rant about Donald Trump.
1. Guy 1: Hey man, did you notice how brilliant Mark Levin is? That guy knows the Constitution inside out! Guy 2: Well, lately I haven't been able to notice anything but his 3 hour Trumprant

2. I told someone I support Donald Trump and I had to endure a 4 hour Trumprant
3. Someone call Glenn Beck and tell him to give the talkshow host job to someone else so he can go do his Trumprant off the air.
by Cherise G. June 11, 2016
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