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Trumprant 

When a friend, neighbor, or conservative radio host goes on a rant about Donald Trump.
1. Guy 1: Hey man, did you notice how brilliant Mark Levin is? That guy knows the Constitution inside out! Guy 2: Well, lately I haven't been able to notice anything but his 3 hour Trumprant

2. I told someone I support Donald Trump and I had to endure a 4 hour Trumprant
3. Someone call Glenn Beck and tell him to give the talkshow host job to someone else so he can go do his Trumprant off the air.
Trumprant by Cherise G. June 11, 2016
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trumpdontcare 

The Republican replacement for Obamacare is such a mess that the new health care plan will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.
Rather than fix the flaws in Obamacare, Trump has created a disaster. From here on, it will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.
trumpdontcare by Marshallkell March 9, 2017

trumpgantic 

Used as a reference of body shape and mass. Since trump is over 200 pounds and round he's trumpgantic.
" what the hell man! Stop eating all my cupcakes, your getting trumpgantic"
trumpgantic by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 20, 2017

trumpanzee 

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.
trumpanzee by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
He trumpcated all the scientific facts from the climate change report and asserted his own opinions instead.
Trumpcate by SeattleSteveO January 5, 2017

Trumpanzee 

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
Trumpanzee by Qbie February 26, 2018

Trumpanzee 

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
Trumpanzee by The Angry Baboon December 6, 2017