Tristan Cole

He has not talent he is ugly skinny and he is a bitch he is bad at everything

No one likes Tristan Cole

by Joel Nordic September 16, 2020

Tristan Salmon

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches

Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

Tristan Webb

Tristan Webb is a friendly Homie-sexual that guarentees that after a minute, you won't be here.

Tristan Webb is a true boi.

by Simondanerd November 16, 2020

tristan barclay

A child who doesn't go to school and gets payed 600$ a month. Usually hated by everyone around him, it still makes friends

"Tristan Barclay sucks

by Z0mbie May 7, 2018

Tristan Hair

AKA Honda Hair, Taylor Hair

So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.

When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.

David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.

by Froggiest Prebble September 5, 2011

Tristan johnson

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...

fuck, hes such a tristan johnson

by urban.bby November 25, 2019