Tristan Salmon

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches

Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

tristan taylor

very handsome individual. likes carbohydrates and meat.
tries to be sigma

tristan taylor is a ledge

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

Tristan Tiatia

a stupid arabic. boy who uses his friends for fame.

"there's the stupid arabic boy!! Tristan Tiatia!!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 13, 2022

Tristan Hair

AKA Honda Hair, Taylor Hair

So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.

When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.

David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.

by Froggiest Prebble September 5, 2011

Tristan wedgie

A natural just happens wedgie that is so bad that the legs of your underwear are by the waist band and if you wear your pants down low you can see your but cheeks

guy1: "man i hate Tristan wedgies"
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."

by t1995byrne October 3, 2011

Tristan johnson

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...

fuck, hes such a tristan johnson

by urban.bby November 25, 2019