Tristan Webb

Tristan Webb is a friendly Homie-sexual that guarentees that after a minute, you won't be here.

Tristan Webb is a true boi.

by Simondanerd November 16, 2020

Tristan Cole

He has not talent he is ugly skinny and he is a bitch he is bad at everything

No one likes Tristan Cole

by Joel Nordic September 16, 2020

tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

Pulling a Tristan

when a friend tells your crush that you like them, without your permission

Crush: Alex told me you like me...
You: Dammit, Alex pulled a Tristan on me!
l.a.t.e.r
You: Why'd you tell my crush that I like her?
Alex: She was asking, sorry for pulling a Tristan man...

by I.hate.everyone November 17, 2019

Tristan Hair

AKA Honda Hair, Taylor Hair

So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.

When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.

David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.

by Froggiest Prebble September 5, 2011

Tristan johnson

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...

fuck, hes such a tristan johnson

by urban.bby November 25, 2019

Tristan wedgie

A natural just happens wedgie that is so bad that the legs of your underwear are by the waist band and if you wear your pants down low you can see your but cheeks

guy1: "man i hate Tristan wedgies"
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."

by t1995byrne October 3, 2011