Treader

A newly defined term for a piece of poo that is mostly submerged under water, save for a small portion at one end. It appears to be treading water, hence the name.

Honey, I dropped a treader this morning. I'm not sure what that means about my gastrointestinal health, but it can't be that bad. I love you.

by Dzimi September 26, 2019

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Teak

Teak is the name of the greatest man who has ever lived.

There’s literally something divine about him. A god in human form.

Person 1: Who is the greatest guy who ever lived?

Person 2: Maybe Jesus, actually nah it’s definitely Teak

by Agamemnon1000 November 24, 2021

Fag Tread

v. fag tread is what happens when two homosexuals have intercourse, but the one that has the male sex organ it there gluteous maximus is dragged across the carpet and ends up leaving feces on the carpet in a line. Like when you burn tread off of your tires

Ex: My Boyfriend fag treaded me across the carpet.

by Dr. Bananna January 22, 2011

tricky tread

a description of people who are physically and mentally handicapped and cannot walk in a normal fashion. This problem may be alleviated with the use of tricky sticks (short crutches).

What the f*%$ is wrong with you why can't you walk straight, you got tricky treads.

by imapric September 28, 2013

Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

Justin Treadway

Perfection

I hope I can be Justin Treadway, even just for a day

by GalacticAss September 10, 2016