Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Torpedo Loader

Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.

"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."

by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022

Torpedo

Bullets fired from guns.

Boi, keep playing with me. You about catch them torpedoes.

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

torpedo

when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her

nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place

by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021