Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

Toplessgrunt

The fattest french nerd you'll ever see. He can't find his dick in all his fat. Also, he hates it when people tell him his nose is sexy.

Toplessgrunt: WHATS WRONG WITH MY DAMN NOSE?

by Drachen` April 2, 2009

Topless Vegas

The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.

1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”

“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”

by jizzpack January 4, 2010

Squat to Pee

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009

idk but i have to pee

Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed

Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?

Friend: idk but I have to pee...

by Squidnation January 31, 2014

Tope

Another word for a male/females genitals.

Billy: My tope is so hairy.

Willy: Why was I born with a small tope?

Stacy: My tope itches!

by Shelbs42890 September 30, 2006

topeka

Backwards, BackWOODS, what the $%##@ happened here!?

Topeka used to have a huge "mental" hospital. The Meninger Hospital closed it's doors and moved elsewhere, dispersing all of it's patients to fend for themselves on the streets of Topeka. I believe they must have started pro-creating and mingling amoungst the rest of the population, thus we have the overall mentality of this backwards, back-WOODS, slow cow-town called Topeka. If you happen to be in this town, take a good look around- the people all look the same, not caring about their appearance or the way they carry themselves. At first glance, someone would think, "Is this some kind of sick joke!? Something must've gone terribly wrong here..."

by Just moved to this forsaken town December 26, 2006