bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

Torpedo

The Fatest J you've ever seen.

That Torpedo fucked us up.

by DJ FOURWAY June 12, 2006

Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

by Moosushi July 15, 2010

renegade torpedo

When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.

Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.

by Phil M June 15, 2004

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011