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Farm Tool

An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.
I just got killed in A, Farm Tool you said A was clear
by PUBBERS#1 June 5, 2009
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Pokey Tool

A thin rod or needle shaped object, usually made from sturdy materials such as metal, plastics or wood that is used to clear the ash from a beat bowl pack. When a bowl has been packed and smoked thoroughly, the pokey tool is employed to dislodge and clear the remaining ash, often times so that another bowl may be packed and consumed. The pokey tool is multipurpose, also able to be used to pack the end of a blunt or joint, most likely so that a mouthpiece or 'filter' may be inserted.
A bent and straightened paper clip makes a great go-to pokey tool.
by Love MaSheen March 25, 2011
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Stool Tool

A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019
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Niko tolos

A blonde boy, tall and covered in acne. Is usually socially awkward and not funny. Comes off as a creep, kind of is one. Nobody likes a niko tolos.
Omg is that a niko tolos? What a fuckin creep!
by Scriberi March 17, 2020
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”
by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019
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