smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

by frosty beats March 13, 2018

homosexual toad

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

by etard6969 April 29, 2009

toad chode

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes

I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!

by spongbob's penis March 28, 2015

Firey toad

When you dip toad a toad in chicken wing sauce and put it up your twitter.

I went camping and I gave Mike a firey toad because he has a jew fro.

by Poopypant brown hole April 04, 2011

Peep Toad

Noun
When a normie tries to be "dank" or "edgy"
This is based off a not so well known parody of Pepe the Frog, a popular symbol of meme culture

My brother posted an MLG edit in 2018, he's such a Peep Toad

by UnitedStatesofKek November 20, 2018

suck a toad

suck a toad usually refers to telling a person off after s/he has tried to ridicule you in front of friends. It is also used to describe anger regarding a specific topic or person.

1. Person A: you're so short

Person B: suck a toad

2. Me: To all the people that hate elbow licking, suck a toad!

by FattyBoomBoom July 03, 2012