Tom

Huge knob which the ladies call a Chinese dragon. Makes dem hoes purr like cats. Bitches = fucked. Will make a girl drown in her own wet and a boy so sticky they get stuck to their bed sheets.

Girl 1: Aaaa why am I so wet
Girl 2: Tom's came into the room
Girl 1: That makes sense
Boy: I'm drowning in my own sperm

Aaaa I'm Tomming everywhere!

Tom by xxTommyBaexx February 14, 2017

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Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

Tom by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017