1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

Stunt Nugget

A person who looks good but isn't. Similar to: eye candy, green horn or posser.

the party was going fine until the stunt nugget walked in.

by Gookumpukie November 10, 2021

annual pussy stunt

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.

*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

stunt

To stunt is to show off, similarly used as to flex.

Ay cuz, I see dat Gucci belt, y'aint gotta stunt on me like that!

by NoMoreSpaggetty July 29, 2017

Stunt ho

A person you call to take your place fucking someone but you collect the pay.

The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.

by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022

Cunt Stunting

The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.

"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"

"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"

by B1X December 13, 2012

happy stunt

that super tall guy who makes cool emotes. He's pretty old but seems cool!

"you're such a happy stunt!"

by shay634 March 28, 2023