It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen
by jbott3000 January 6, 2017
Get the flex a nutmug. by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019
Get the Calm Flexmug. when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit
friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?
by recognoscoo July 18, 2021
Get the mango flexmug. Tokyo flex Is a racial slur for asians that are abused; hence the word (flex) the bung-hole is flexed so that the father cannot penetrate.
by Do you like nachos? November 8, 2018
Get the tokyo flexmug. Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.
by The BS Express January 7, 2022
Get the Flex Crapassitormug. A group of fuck boys who flex any time they see a hot girl.
Fuckboy1: you see that muscle
Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!
Fuckboy1: you see that muscle
Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!
by Yungbonbon August 13, 2017
Get the flex crewmug. To have Been busted with flexing fake clothes before, so whatever you Are flexing now is irrelevant.
by Magnuzilla February 22, 2018
Get the flex lockmug.