Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.

Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.

by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 6, 2022

tak-timing

The phenomena in which the greatest thing brought to this earth gets timing'd to a degree never seen before.

"there's two mid, let me watch it" -tak .... "he killed me from main running through a smoke full blind with a burst glock, fuck that tak-timing" -also tak

by billybobthemuncher November 30, 2022

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

USSR Trimmings

USSR Trimmings When you get your foreskin cut off and then ship them to Russia

Steven: Where you going?
Bob: I'm just going to the Post office to deliver my USSR Trimmings

by Your 🏳️‍🌈 March 8, 2023

cod timing

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod

Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."

by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023