Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

ants on a log

A snack loved by some people which is made by putting peanut butter on celery and putting raisins or dried cranberries on the peanut butter

Boy: Nothing good to have for snack. probably I'll go into the refrigerator and have some ants on a log.

by Nikko May 1, 2005

Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

by neilsonz January 20, 2009

Logging Out

The subtle way of saying you have to take a dump.

I'm having a little bit of trouble LOGGING OUT!

by Tammer the Slammer September 23, 2011

log jammin

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.

last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.

by webster-d December 24, 2008

back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.

Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.

by LazySlacker June 28, 2005