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Tube Cake

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue
I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube
by milpoolSK March 24, 2017
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Feeding Tube

When you shove your penis down someone's throat and cum.
"That girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so I gave her the Feeding Tube."
by Unicorn death trap September 4, 2015
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Blowin’ a tube

Blowin a tube is like when you have a lot of milk or ice cream and you’re lactose intolerant and you run to the bathroom and blow the tube clean out. Your tummy can’t handle it, and you blow a tube.
Hey Tony, I had way too much mozzarella last night and was really blowin’ a tube. I had some explosive diarrhea!
by JuliusPepperwood89 July 14, 2023
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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
mugGet the chastity tubemug.

grenoob tube

A 'Grenoobtube' or 'Grenoob-tube' launcher comes form a blending made by myself of grenade+noob+tube as another jargon term for the grenadelauncher attachment for most weapons on call of duty modernwarfare 'cod4' and call of duty modern warfare 2 or 'cod6/ cod mod2'
GODDAM GRENOOBTUBER

check ma killcam i grenoob tubed that guy
by doodeyboob January 7, 2010
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Tube Receiver

A vagina, or any acceptable female hole that can receive man meat. This is not to be confused with an old, tube style, receiver, commonly used with record or tape players from the 70's or 80's.
"Man, I'd love to sample her Tube Receiver"
by MikeOFU123 August 1, 2012
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