Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

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Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

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An amazing girl with a bitch side. She greats everyone kindly when she first meets them. She looks at ALL people beautiful and let their personality reflect their beauty. In your friend group she is most likely the "mom". She smiles on the outside so people believe she is happy, but she struggles and is not smiling in the inside. :(

"She is such a Mariah Shields."

by Tvdlover2009 January 23, 2018

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butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

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Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

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