Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016
by Lads4 February 22, 2020
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 22, 2023
by jesx95 February 10, 2014
by Nork^er January 14, 2019
When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
by Notthatguypal January 22, 2023