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Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
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guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat
A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.
by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022
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lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
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Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.
Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?
by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024
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