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Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40
"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"
by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
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Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
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Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018
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grandpa gray

Person 1: Check out my new e90 335i
Person 2: Oh that’s sick. Sucks it has grandpa gray interior
by redinteriorlover May 12, 2024
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frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity
Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa
by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017
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rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets
watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa
by Chillingallday November 28, 2020
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Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023
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