Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Fasters September 18, 2020

Covid-50

The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.

“He looks so different now thanks to covid-50

by anaherself January 28, 2023

Covid-🤝

When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”

Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.

by MathPlus June 29, 2022

covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.

My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Covid-10

When seeing a member of the opposite sex in public wearing a face mask. The person appears to be a 10 out of 10 on the numerical point scale for attractiveness. When the face mask is removed, there true attractiveness is revealed often several points below a 10.

The woman removed her mask, her teeth were buck, and her nose was stout. If she kept her mask on she'd be a covid-10.

by Cufdaddy October 10, 2020

The Covid fuck

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.

Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.

by professor PNG November 13, 2021

Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020