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bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.
Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*
by voss4life June 27, 2015
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Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009
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A Buster Keaton

To make use of a gentleman's website with the sound the sound turned off as not to alert other house members or hotel guests.

A silent movie
The hotel room walls are paper thin....Better make it a Buster Keaton
by Bibbini July 11, 2023
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busy buster

A person that gets off when telling everyone how busy they are.
Jacob Clarke is a real Busy buster when he talks to his busy friends.
by Hot Cheese July 27, 2017
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munchie buster

Any food you find within your room while high, and that immediately satisfies your munchies.
I was packing my suitcases high, and didn't have time to leave my room for a snack, when i found a pack of chips in one of my drawers. What a munchie buster!
by ynlk January 7, 2019
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Goose Buster

When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth
That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals
by The Loosey Goose January 28, 2014
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Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".
Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!
by One off handle January 27, 2022
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