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Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.
"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."
by ydobon September 4, 2007
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Teasing Tweak

A girl that goes aroung "Talkin" to everybody, kissin everybody. She Doesnt fuck them she leads them on with all the sexual attention, like the kissin the lickin wisperin in the ear.
One Day Yur Kissin One Boy
The Next Day Yur Kissin Another
Then Yur kiss sum different boy in school
Then Go Home And Kiss The First Boy Yu Kissed. #Teasing Tweak

Or .... Goin Wit The Whole Team Jst No Sex Involed

Boy: Ayee Bro Yu See Tht Bitch
Bro: Yea Thts The Jawn I Go Wit
Boy: Dont Talk To Her She A Fuckin Teasin Tweak
Bro: How
Boy: She Been Around The Whole Fuckin Team, Givin Us All The Signs Of Sex. And She Aint Fuck Nobody!
Bro: Damn, She Gotta Go !
by TweeterTweet December 21, 2010
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Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.
Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?
by Just.Trey September 4, 2010
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gateway texting

Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011
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Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
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Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
by Awesometroll October 20, 2011
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multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.
I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!
by Johns mom August 2, 2007
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