Tejuism (also known as Tejaism) is a new religion created for who-knows-whatever-reason(s). The one behind it all, claiming to be God, is actually a mortal among us, though whether he is capable of becoming God or not, we will never know. Likewise, the characteristics of Tejuism are unknown to the public; no one truly knows what Tejuians do and how to become one.
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kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! Made him made as a hatter!
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May be abbreviated as tqw.
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