constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

by alyssad September 22, 2014

Tequilla

The cutest dog in the history of the world.

Katelyn deserves tequilla.

by alyssaD February 18, 2011