tempeh

What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.

Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....

by creaternity April 27, 2006

temperrr shot

A "Call of Duty" trickshot involving the "Modern Warfare 2" sniper, the "Intervention". Originally created by God himself, FaZe Temperrr.

Oh my God, oh my God! I just hit a fucking temperrr shot!

by pailow June 9, 2020

Tempest

A beautiful, attractive woman with a fierce personality.

She looks mellow and sweet , don’t go on her looks she is in fact a tempest.

by Fizz September 16, 2019

Tamper Seal

1. Any piece of film or a tab that if broken indicates a product has been used or entered into.

2. A slang term referring to a theoretical hymen covering a male or females anus.

3. A slang term for a girls hymen.

1. Make sure the Tamper Seal has not been broken on that drink before consuming it.

2. Any straight guy who has ever passed out drunk at a party where a gay male was in attendance, may want to check his Tamper Seal.

3. Some guy had already broken Sally's front Tamper Seal, so last night when I fucked her, I went in the back door and broke her other Tamper Seal.

by nut tat January 6, 2008

Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.

Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010

Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.

Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.

by darkralph January 23, 2014

Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018