tempcontrol

A place where dreams go to die and burn in hell. Except with AC that only kinda works.

Ow no, I have to get up and go to work at tempcontrol in the morning.

by Stiffy Mcfloppins June 15, 2019

Tampon bay cuckineers

Playful banter when insulting/ smack talking the Tampa bay Buccaneers. Used to insult the fuck out of the Buccaneers, usually used when talking to a friend who roots for them.

Friend 1: You hear Pam's dad likes tampon bay
Friend 2: really? The fuckin tampon bay cuckineers?

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 20, 2019

raging teapot

An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.

I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the seat!

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007

Princess Teapot

A 69 year old man who hangs around on the internet to find little kids.

He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D

Princess Teapot: I go to school with the chilluns' every day!

by The SNES that is Super July 7, 2009

meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.

"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"

by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

by 5515ER March 22, 2019