Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.

Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.

by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021

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by Powersintheteeth November 24, 2021

wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.

Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.

by King lakufta December 23, 2021

The Teeter Totter

When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.

I'm so horny rn I'm about to The Teeter Totter on that bussy dawg.

by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022

Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023

harris teeter

The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.

"The new local gay bar is the best spot for a harris teeter."

by NeonJackie December 2, 2024

Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.

Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.

by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025