jesus tears

Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud

AHH these fuckn jesus tears hurt so good

by max777 June 24, 2008

Willy Tears

Describing the male ejaculation.

'I got Willy tears all over my bed'

by James Esther June 13, 2008

bukkake tears

When multiple people jiz into the eyes of a person and the jiz runs down their face like tear drops

Me and the boys blew into that whores eyes until she cried bukkake tears

by FuckWA January 12, 2016

soft tears

The tears you shed between not crying and sobbing - silently crying. Not very intensely.

I was binge-watching Grey's but I had to stop cause every other episode I would cry soft tears.

by WhiteBokChoy June 27, 2016

Keta-tears

Tears that does not come from sadness or any other feelings, but strictly as a course of beeing smashed through time and spare.

"it's just keta-tears, dont worry friends"

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer December 18, 2021

Leftist Tears

A Meme capturing the constant outrage of the left wing extremists in America. Typically used with a mug a of tears drank by Kermit the Frog, or a bottle of gun cleaning oil.

Men can't compete in women's sports now? How about a good ole cup of leftist tears.
Free Speech was upheld today? How about good ole cup of leftist tears.

by Bathhouse Barry May 19, 2023

far beyond all tears

when one is so depressed they no longer wish to live

I have entered a land far beyond all tears, and I now wish to die becuase I am fucking fat:as

by heh March 25, 2003