National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Thickie Thickie Ow Ow

An orangutan that is very obese. He has a round head and is loved by teenagers all around the globe...

“Oh my god thickie thickie ow ow is so thick.”
“I know right I think I am in love.”

by bunnyloaf78 October 27, 2019

Timmy Thick

Like "Dummy Thick" but for males.

"Bro, have you seen John today?"
"Dude yeah, he's looking Timmy Thick in those sweatpants."

by SolidShroom December 31, 2019

thick thighs Save lives

A body positive term claiming larger thighs inclusively as worthy of admiration for aesthetic, strength, and sassy, in your face, sexiness.

Man these thick thighs save lives today, I had both my sick babies running fevers curled up on my lap.

by SteinemG August 21, 2020

thickalicious

A woman, typically African-American who has lots of curves in all the right places. One who is neither fat or skinny. She has pounding thighs and calves and has a full bosom. Because of this, she makes the opposite sex wag their tongues.

I don't eat rabbit food but I do my daily squats and walk around in a throw back skirt and a hanky-top... havin' all the sistah's hatin'and all the brotha's contemplatin', 'cause baby, I'm thick-a-licious.

by 2ndcitykitty September 22, 2003